At my friend's house, the heater burst into flames near her bed. Ayako rushed into her room and screamed, “Takako, water! Water! Bring some water!”
I ran to the kitchen. I stopped. Piles of different sized dirty dishes filled the sink. On the top of the stove, each of the four burners held a pot or pan, in addition to which rested at least six other cooking vessels which were either black with food or black without food.
Old text books, some still wearing their “used” sticker, were strewn across the floor like stepping stones across a stream. Some of them were closed and some were open with pages torn in half from being trod upon by high heels, boots, slippers and bare feet.
An occasional tube of lipstick, hair brush, shoe and crumpled fast food wrapper dotted literary landscape
I stood paralyzed, facing these obstacles and trying to plan a strategy.
“Just pick one!” she yelled and pushed my shoulder to move me out of her way.
In spite of her urging, I was not about to waste a perfectly good strategy. I saw my path, chose my pot, and decided on my approach to the sink. Pushing some dishes aside, I shoved a blackened two-quart sauce pan under the faucet, when I heard Ayako scream,
“Is it clean?”
I spun around, water sloshing out of the pot and onto the torn pages of an English anthology, and yelled, “How can you tell?”
With that, she grabbed the pot and ran to the fire and threw the water across the flames. After yielding a great puff of steam, the fire died out.
Safe at last, we turned to face each other. What first appeared to be steam on my friend’s forehead turned out to be sweat. My friend was actually sweating. It was the first time, during our five-year friendship, that I saw my constantly cool companion in a state of abject terror.
We hugged and rejoiced over our good fortune. What began as an evening of candle lit meditation and relaxation became one of the most stressful and shocking situations ever. Nevertheless, we found cause to laugh over the ridiculousness of it all.
And after the dust settled, literally, we were hungry. Once again, in a state of cool confidence, my dear friend looked at me and said, “What are we gonna cook?”
Just one word came to my mind: Clueless.